Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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