I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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