I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
