i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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