I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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