yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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