i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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