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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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