It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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