its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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