is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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