It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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