sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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