Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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