there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
