I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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