I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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