Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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