How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
