doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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