Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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