I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Randomize
