So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Someone signed my nipple.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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