just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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