U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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