Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
