She said her name was "party"
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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