so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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