Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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