Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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