dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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