Dual....:-)
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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