Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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