I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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