Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
