dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
