Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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