Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
