Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Randomize