So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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