I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
