so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
You surviving the open bar?
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I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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