i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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