This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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