oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
i think i just naturally attract stoners
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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