at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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