I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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