he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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