Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
