I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I want her autograph on my taint
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Enjoy the penises
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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