You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
