do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
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