Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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