its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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