if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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